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tropospheric: alovelyleo: octoshrimp: manosukestoned420: fizzyfishes: Witch of Life thief of breath page of heart Rogue of Heart knight of space. isn’t that a male only class? :| Seer of Space.
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alwaysandforever-analbeads: This girl hooked up with tree at Ultra 2012 i need this on my blog.
thematicphilosophy asked: I followed you because your hair is awesome = ). (i hope you dont take that wrong)
Don't give haters the satisfaction
By broadcasting their shitty comments and wasting your time replying to them on your tumblr, you’re make yourself look more and more of an easy target. Feel free to show that some shithead’s being a jerk to you. But just don’t respond to them. If you have good friends, we’ll shit all over them for you. Seriously. Be the bigger man.
ckdesi: ladyanneoftardis: Are octopuses associated with cigarettes in some way I never realised? i think its pronounced octopi Nope, it’s octopuses.
"I pictured myself as Katniss."
rememberingthebread: mavor: THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST POST ON TUMBLR
When someone tells me to stop saying sorry.
totallyxradical: Me: Oh, sorry. Friend: Stop saying sorry before I slap you. Seriously. Me: Uhm, I uh.. I’m sorry. Friend: Stop talking. Me: Okay, sorry. I think those who apologize the most are the ones who need the most apologies. So much shit has happened to them and no one had the courtesy to ask for forgiveness for what they did to them.
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
me: oh gosh that character is attractive
person: but he's the villain
me: i'm sorry were you trying to make a point there because i don't see one
what race are you?
totallyxradical: black people: black white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil hispanic people: not mexican asian people: not chinese bengali people/pakistani people: not indian and that’s why white people piss me off.